Try not to put yourself in a situation where you get caught up drinking coffee with Woody Allen. Not only is it likely that by the end of the nightmare you'll want to kill yourself, the hell of it all is you will kill yourself unless you have an iron will.
The man cannot be spoken to for more than 5 continuous minutes, it is just that simple. Even a nice hot cup of black coffee doesn't help, which is an indicator in itself of his psychosis given the fact that black coffee can usually get you through anything.
So next time you are in Beaner's Coffee and you see Woody Allen, avoid him at all costs. If the need be, get your coffee to go and leave immediately. Otherwise you will get caught in the shit storm that is Woody.
About Me
- B. Danly Smith
- There is really no way to describe I/me/we. It is a discombobulation of matter such that no one rightly could ever figure out completely. Perhaps some day it will come to be known, but it is highly unlikely. I/me/we would be content to say that to try and characterize what I/me/we is/are about is not technically possible in a telechromatic fashion. Someday you will try. But it is almost assured that you will fail and that I/me/we will be safe after all.
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